10. 55. Lesson 1 A man is getting… So one day in my English class we were reading this other book (which I had already finished reading three days earlier), I was reading my own book and when it was finally my turn to read, I had no idea where we were. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. So after I read my part, I took out my second copy of Artemis and picked up right where I left off. "The Opera Singer" is a short story for children to teach that success comes as a result of hard work and constant effort. This week, we dish the dirt with an interesting (and possibly surprising) guest infographic. She didn’t know until we went to breakfast with some friends and took me to the bathroom. like I was having a mental breakdown, it was so bad my mom apologized to me afterwards and bought me a nice milkshake! The teacher thought she was going to win this game but underestimated my teamwork with my classmates. Do these symptoms appear near your inner thighs, armpits, chest, groin, or buttocks? I look all mad and rip the BLOODY EMPTY CONTAINER OF PRINGLES OUT OF THE DAMN BITCH’S FILTHY HANDS. These would then be recorded to put on the school website. Sniffing candles with my best friend: So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. Working from home actually worked … We don’t have a fucking doorbell: So a couple years I moved out of state with a boyfriend. She paused in berating me and said “Who taught you that word? I watched as people passed the mess and made looks of disgust. Sex is messy and complicated in the best way. Learn about us. Well….It went okay for a little while, until I discovered a globule of blackened noodles which had turned into some sort of strange crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. So, naturally, I also put my finger on my nose. B-anana -> anana-B Perhaps I’m just a bit of a word geek, but I absolutely LOVE this one. Once I realized my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. So teacher takes a look at me, sees the book in my hands, then back to her desk obviously confused for a second. Almost everyone we know has a hilarious, embarrassing or downright awful sex story up their sleeve. “…What did you say?”, Of course I started crying harder and I said “NO it’s just a test you’re going to wash my mouth out with soap again.”. In dreams: I’ve always had super vivid dreams and it takes me a while after waking up to realize that they’re not real. With tears in my eyes I told him to go to the bathroom, take off his pants and give them to me. “I saw this jelly fish in the aquarium and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.” and then like the classroom just emerged with so much laughter and I had no clue what was going on so I pleaded my friend to explain what was so funny I mean even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS GOING WTF. Greatness doesn't come from taking a "lean back" approach to career planning. I hadn’t done it before because of medical reasons, but the teacher evidently forgot about it. I took decent care of my phone and never needed a replacement. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. Me being the idiot that I am decided that it would be silent. None of us were sure if it was the fire alarm or the lockdown alarm, so we all head out into the hall to check and no one’s out there, so we head back in and climb under our desks as is lockdown procedure. It's important to talk to a dermatologist about any medical concerns you may have. Gay teacher: So about a year ago we had to do a speech about something we were passionate about. First day on the job, first window perfectly cleaned, I pick it up to put it back in place – and drop it on my foot, shattering it. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. Jellyfish fiasco: So when I was like 9 I went to this aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall. So I’m sitting in math class where our teacher makes us put our book bags against the wall to the side of the room. But now at this point I was out of books, and the rest of my class knew it. They hired a bunch of new people specifically for this event, and gave us all our own small sections of the store to work. You may unsubscribe at any time. From wild animals, priests, funny coffee, sand-boarding and more! He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. For that you need some motivation so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. Laugh out loud with these funny office jokes. My favorite teacher: One time in 6th grade we were at recess and while I was running to my friends, I just so happened to kick a HUGE rock (keep in mind, I was wearing flip-flops so it hurt like hell) and without thinking, I shouted at the top of my lungs “MOTHERFUCKER!” And with my god-awful luck, my math teacher was sitting at the bench right BESIDE ME. only if. The rest of the family orders, and then it falls to the oldest teenage boy. 9. 5. SETH. Really? It was coming, and fast. To this day I can probably cite that as one of my top clumsy/socially inept moments. “WE HAVE TO GET HOME, IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT! By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. If you’d like to read more, funny interview stories, check these articles out: The 50 Funniest Things People Have Said In Interviews; 50 Weird Questions Candidates Have Asked Interviewers; 50 (More) Odd Things Candidates Have Said to Interviewers; Or feel free to subscribe to this blog – so you can receive a weekly dose of our Friday Funnies. Was super excited about it but with reason had anxiety about being so far from friends and family. “I once watched my boss belly slide across a long conference room table after he got super drunk at an office party. I ended up being lost for TWO AND A HALF HOURS. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and added water, which filled the room in acrid smoke for several seconds. Now when we stand up for the pledge, he moves all the way to the back of the room away from me…. We love funny travel stories! Perfectly acceptable? To help give you an extra push, I've written a few short stories below about athletes and work ethic. I went back to my seat and didn’t speak to anyone in class for the rest of the week. 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Top 30 Tuesday Memes Work . But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and come back to show them off. So I raised my hand and everyone was obviously shocked to see my hand up in the air so the teacher said “yes?”, and after confirming the fact that she picked me I said. 57. “I work as a server at a pub. I’m left handed. The family laughed, but it was part amusement and part horror. #Work #Funny, Smashing a window on your first day… #oops #Work #Funny, Imagine getting locked on the roof on your first day!? I lied about it and said I had accidentally clicked an ad. 54. There was one Saturday that it got so busy, we broke the house record for most people served in a day. It was his first day on the job, and in his first hour one of the fluorescent lights went out. Before I’d realised it, I’d opened a fire door out onto the roof. The contractor randomly asked me to come over to resolve a quick issue. 18. The ramen incident: I have decided to remain anonymous to protect my identity from the foolishness. (At this point it was just to mess with my teacher.). Remember to visit a dermatologist once you've completed the quiz, and talk to them about your answers. So I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then I would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “What is your eye color?” (Which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). 26. Every day he helps companies with their recruitment projects, sourcing the very best individuals for their vacancies. He was always in trouble and it seemed like every time his dad had to call him it went like this…. so he calls my math teacher yada yada I get my backpack. I absolutely don’t love you….no, I mean, I like working for you but I know you’re married and I’m married, and I’m not flirting so please don’t report me to HR for harassment…’, At some point during my back-pedaling, he just hung up.”. After completing this quiz, please talk to your dermatologist about your answers as soon as possible. I still remember the rush of energy I got from actually leaving the store undetected. I sneakily went through her drawer and grabbed the first thing I could find – a thong (I didn’t know what it was at the time). In the end it went really well. I was really excited since I LOVE PRINGLES. (Meaning, I ask the person next to me tell me when it’s my turn and they point out my spot to read so I don’t actually have to keep track.). But it's always important to talk to a dermatologist about any medical concerns you may have. Funny animals pictures and stories. It took me a second to realize who it was: my crush. Skull lover: So I was sitting at a lecture when I feel like being stared at, and in the corner of my eye I see this really handsome guy, who’s literally just staring at me. Terri Jo68 on September 13, 2018: Awesome! 37. I would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own accounts. The father made a quip about it sounding like something out of the Addams family, which defused the tension a little. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”, 27. So I have this mini freak out at my friend Seth sitting next to me. He looked like high school age, pretty big and was having no problem with benching 225lbs. I did this every quarter that year. The fake report card: I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. So I stomp out of the class and start searching for Moira. So he comes up to me & ripped my BRAND NEW Apple headphones, looking ruthless. For my entire shift, all I did was fold t-shirts and apologise to hundreds of people for not being able to answer any of their questions. The entire class was also going ballistic trying to see who would win. Follow His face looks like the best chair: So there’s this really hot kid in my creative writing class. 2. !“ my mom found the empty carton and just stared at me. She would do anything to make me cry and sent me to the principle’s office any chance she got. I grabbed two of them and stashed one in each of my pockets. The day my teacher stole my headphones: During my sophomore year of high school, we were doing silent work and my history teacher said that we could listen to music but if it was too loud he would “break our headphones.” so I’m doing my work quietly with my music on low, and this obnoxious kid sitting next to me had his music really loud. and even then my teacher was confused thinking I had just come up with the problem but no. I NEED TO SEE, WHY CANT I SEE!?!”. Anyway, right as she said that she turned her head and he was RIGHT BEHIND US (this is so so very cliché but I swear to god there he was). Chinese class: I took Chinese at school as a freshman. Well, the windows were the type that you could remove from the frame to clean, which made life a lot easier so you didn’t have to actually go outside to clean them. By using this website you agree to the use of cookies. 40. Here’s the back story: My parents usually pack me fruit for a snack, but on this day they packed me like half of the leftover Pringles from the day before, you know, in that cylinder container. From hilariously misinformed patients to doctors with a wickedly dry sense of humor, we at Bored Panda had compiled a list of short stories when doctor/patient interactions were just too funny. I just tell my teacher, “Well too bad, I’ll just go out for recess now. You should speak with a dermatologist about your answers to this quiz to get a proper diagnosis. Me neither! I was multi-tasking while we talked and distractedly ended the call with ‘all right, I love you, see you later!’ like I usually do with my family. The taxi driver will have a fun story to tell his family after his shift! “why in the hell is the water white? We'd love to help. I still haven’t lived it down. It was just PRINGLES.” Being a little angel. These things come in threes right? “I had just hired a young man for my office. I silently signaled to a few people in class and they started laughing. However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Oh—semen: When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. There Goes Hoping. 39. Foreign student trauma: When I first moved from Lithuania to America I was 5 years old and didn’t speak any English. I didn’t realise til later that I’d left a trail of muddy high heel prints all the way out the door and into my office.”. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers skipping class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. You can instantly share them as well if you enjoy them! Don’t ask me why, I was just filled with child-like glee I guess. A marine biologist put a shark into a big tank at the time of a research experiment. I did it for months and I’d transfer the money from Galchick to Dudeman and all my friends wondered how I had super good gear. I had my first day and it seemed to be going well and then I, and the rest of my department, got called in for a surprise meeting. gives me a field sobriety test. I tried to explain, “T-te-teacher said that shin meant leg I’m SO SORRY ILL N-N-NE-ne-never say it again.” My mom got quiet and realized her mistake. Now for whatever reason, I was swinging my arms around in a wild half-windmill motion. So we go into science class and since it’s the first week we’re always doing the scientific method lesson before anything else. 4. I’m talking checking areas, finding witnesses, wasting my time. I have said a lot of stupid things over the years, but I still believe that was my worst.”. I hold up the stolen backpack and my teacher had the most dumbfounded look like I have never encountered someone that failed at life more than you. The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you’re finished. It was just a game of “How many books does this one 8th grader have?”, So at the end of the class she thought she had taken 11 books from me. Being the judgmental 9-10 year old I was, I straight out concluded that she must’ve stolen my damn Pringles. Go to table of contents. But I did this time. He passed the books slowly around the room, one at a time, until they were back to me. In the closet: OK, so one time when I was really little I had a best friend who was kinda strange but so my mom got a call one day asking if she was over at my house because they couldn’t find her and so they call again about two hours later to ask if we could help look for her and so about three hours of looking we had basically covered the entire neighborhood and they were about to call the police and we decided to check their house one more time and my mom went into her room and found her completely naked and sleeping on the top of a super tall shelf in her closet. 19. Hari was a very hard working person. It is this standard line of thought. Panic! As you can imagine, I was super confused. Yeah. Keep in mind that it’s like midnight right about now but I’m running and halfway through screaming. A Catholic school. Naturally, the owners couldn’t be in that day, so we had extra staff on the floor to help curb the chaos. I recently found these great stories on carlpei.com that not only are a little humorous but also have very good “morals of the story.” Please note..while I am not a big fan of certain language, in the case of a couple of these stories, they just fit perfectly. I, scared shitless, am peeking around the corner watching it all go down. To make myself feel better this morning, I decided to dedicate this week’s Friday Funny to bad days at work – so I’ve been searching to internet for some of the best ones for you. He understands recruitment inside-out. Then suddenly, I sneezed really loudly, the teachers turned around and saw me standing there. It was as he landed that the seam of his pants blew out. He came in the next day with a new pair and an apology note taped to them. I stepped inside a pothole in my neighbor’s lawn and completely fell in mud but I got right back up and kept running, muddy as hell, trying to get to my house while my sister was dying from laughter behind me. Socially awkward fail: So one day I was walking around, just chilling with my friends when I see this guy reading a book. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. And after reading some of these (nightmare) work stories, my day seems like a dream… On the first day of kindergarten I was crying so much that my teacher picked me up and let me sit on her lap, meanwhile the rest of the kids sat on the carpet in front of me and watched me cry while she explained to them what was going on (in a language I didn’t understand). My classroom was literally just around the corner from the bathroom, next to the lockers. 53. 6. So there I was, swinging my arms dramatically, then just when I got to the corner…. one day I was bored and was looking around in the fridge low and behold there it was, a new gallon of milk. “I told my boss I loved him at the end of a phone call. He said something sarcastic, and I raised my hand to mock-slap him playfully. Which isn’t awful, but then I sound it out in my head. As we walked around, he mentioned that the new cabinets and counters had just been installed yesterday. Wait till you read these. Tuesday is the 2.0 version of Monday. 41. We had no rice or anything to save my phone so we tried laying it out to dry, not even 15 minutes later it starts down pouring destroying my phone even more. The British Accent. That’s not even the sad part, the sad part is my friends phone died so I just sat there with mud all over me at the dining room table staring at my blank phone just waiting. I momentarily forgot that only moons have phases, and that the sun is generally always ‘full’ … my friends have never let me live it down. Enjoy! And everyone knows I like him. Could you imagine having your new boss sew up your pants on your first day of a new job? The bell rings and being that kid that wants to get out I don’t bother putting all my stuff away and I just grab my RED backpack and I’m gone. One night, I had a really vivid dream where my friend and I had this huge falling out over something that I can’t even remember now. All glowed up: After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway. The most awkward part was watching him sloppily sideways-roll off the table while sheepishly trying to tug his shirt down over his very exposed stomach.”. He suddenly realized it was the guy next to me and he was completely embarrassed. On this particular day, we were doing the Pledge of Allegiance and I had put my left hand to my chest (it’s supposed to be your right hand over your heart). At first I just told my best friend, but then the whole school found out. Now people call him lotion boy. so there was like the main floor area and people would like try to sell nudes for money (in-game, not IRL) and I was like “nobody actually does that… do they?” so I made Galchick and I took off her clothes so she was in her underwear, and then I said ONE thing on the main floor and some guy took the bait right away. Coca-Cola disaster: A couple years ago my friends and I were going to see a movie in the theatre at the mall. Funny Story About Religion ~ How to Convert a Bear Funny Story About Kids ~ Baby Airplanes Funny Story About Hunting ~ Hard Luck Hunters Funny Story About Marriage ~ Priceless Hangover Funny Story About Progress ~ The Indian Chief 3 Funny Stories for Halloween ~ the Spirits of Halloween, The Graveyard Ghouls and the Halloween Masked Ball https://www.tinypulse.com/blog/real-life-motivational-stories-for-the-workplace I’m still traumatized…. It shut behind me with a resolute thunk, leaving me no option but to walk around the roof trying to find another way in. the best part is that I single handedly changed my school’s Phys. They all smelled strange so we started to think about names we could give them ‘grandma’s toilet cleaning agent’ or sth like this. He quickly jumps up. This was two years ago and to this day every time my sister sees the pothole she starts dying from laughter. It required some light construction – drywall, painting, carpet, stuff like that. Featured Hard Work Stories. 35. I knew from that moment on that he was going to be a great employee.”. And we love to laugh at funny cat stories, and funny dog stories. © 2019 – Coburg Banks Ltd. All rights reserved. So still, to this day, I get my hands confused. She got mad at me, telling me that I wasn’t being ‘patriotic’ and sent me to the principal’s office. Take the quiz to see if your symptoms may be HS—a chronic inflammatory skin condition that may be linked to the immune system. The toilet phase: When I was younger, around 3 or 4 years old, I had a phase of flushing things down the toilet. And in the middle of all the kids, sat a smug looking MOIRA with my PRINGLES. I, ever the professional, cracked up. There was a boy that I had a crush on for the past year in my class. A full sun: After an exhausting, weeklong festival I was getting a lift back home in a car full of my friends. After retrieving said laptop from home – and therefore trudging in 30 minutes late – I realised I’d forgotten my laptop charger…. I don’t think much of it and continue to listen to the professor. As a freshman and quite socially inept I decide not to really do anything about it until lunch which was next block. I was really good at holding grudges because I was not a forgiving child, so for three weeks I completely ignored my best friend in anger to the point where she started crying in front of the teacher and he asked what was going on. See also: 3 Motivational Stories That Prove Hard Work Pays Off (tinypulse.com) Funny And Surprising Hard Work Quotes. Sporting goods: So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. Oh—semen. After the lecture the guy comes up to me, and lays his hand on head and I’m like “eeeehm, what are you doing” and he stares me dead in the eyes and says “I’ve never seen such a gorgeous skull” and then he turns around and leaves. I started panicking because the game noises were excruciatingly loud. It is as deadly as Monday and in some cases even the worse. On one particular night I had woken up the sound of our doorbell ringing. Dedicated to your stories and ideas. Cut to an hour or so later when a teacher bursts in and nearly dies of relief because the school was on fire and we were the only students not accounted for and half the faculty and fire department had been searching for us for ages. I told her that I had already read the first book, and all the teamwork that went on. It’s another ALSO RED backpack that I had mistakenly took in my rush to get to science. The pop was at least five or six feet in diameter. I thought it would be a brilliant idea to put my phone in a plastic bag to protect it from the water. my tiny body dragged the bottle on the floor all the way to the bathroom. 32 Fast Food Workers Reveal The Weirdest, Most Bizarre Stories They’ve Experienced While Working Drive-Thru, 20 Terrifying True Stories About What Happens When You Mess With A Ouija Board, My Gig As A Pizza Delivery Guy Was Strange Enough, But This Order To 6834 Miller Ave. Will Haunt Me Forever, 23 Men And Women Share Their Most Inspirational Love Story (That Really Happened), 25+ Inspirational Stories That Will Make You Smile, 20+ Terrifying And True Ouija Board Stories. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Need help finding a dermatologist? I caught myself and was very confused and started rambling with such eloquent statements as ‘Oh my god! When it was almost time to get my chicken nuggets, I walked into a cinnamon scented kitchen. 45. In the middle of this she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s” Slappy trails: One time in fifth grade, I was walking back to class from the bathroom. I kept playing and got eaten by a ghost almost after I pressed the start button (my hands were shaking like crazy)….my strict science teacher looked me straight in the eye.. 22. I decide to turn on the oven light to see if maybe my mom had stuck some cookies in the oven and forgot to bake them, but instead, I find that the tray my chicken nuggets were on has cookies on it instead! To make myself feel better this morning, I decided to dedicate this week’s Friday Funny to bad days at work – so I’ve been searching to internet for some of the best ones for you. 13. Have your physical symptoms, such as sores, wounds, or pain, impacted your lifestyle or mental outlook? Receptionist. See how your stories compare with these with these funny short stories you can share with the whole family. Funny Hard Work Quotes. It needed a good scrub. And that is why my parents can never take my cooking seriously. “I got hired for a corporate job. Imagine if I had opened it inside of the theatre…, 34. High school. Whatever I guess we sniffed to much candles because we started laughing very hard and I lay on the floor and my best friend fell into to pasta shelf which made us laugh even more and louder and people were already staring at us. So one day we’re all just chilling on the couch when Ethan comes in wearing his boxers. Please note: This quiz is not meant to diagnose patients with HS. Man Gets Arrested For Creeping This Lady Out on a Bus. So the teacher took my book away, I found my spot, read the part and passed it to the next person to start reading. So the second she came over to me to take the seemingly 5th book, another classmate took back the other two books from her desk and split them up—sending one to me one way, and the other another way. This tale belongs to our Bedtime Stories collection Looking back that was my first existential crisis. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. At least I passed one test that day. I took pity on her and told her what was really happening. the biggest and most hilarious thing I ever dumped was a gallon of milk. 7. I fucking did it this time. Barbecue flavored Pringles. Has anyone in your family been diagnosed with HS or experienced HS symptoms? “In high school, I got a job at a resort as a “hostess” in their dining hall. The fake report card. He asks how big a half plate is. My 6th grade teacher has pretty much gotten over it but my computer studies teacher refuses to make eye contact with me. Painting a roller coaster: So in my junior year of high school I got a project to make a roller coaster for my physics class. I had people coming up to me and asking me for my autograph and a teacher even asked for a picture with me. After a good 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”, 11. I yelled out “OW, MY SHIN” although my mom heard “OW, MY SHIT.” She started yelling about how that was a bad word and we didn’t say that word, and she was going to wash my mouth out with soap. Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. I offered to find it, and my teacher let me use her computer, that was connected to a Promethean board so that the whole class could see what I was doing on the screen. 43. We get in the car and I thought I was doing pretty well, until she starts freaking out? As I’m trying to process what just happened, I hear the front door open and my mom shout delightedly, “Ooooo what’s that smell?” She walks into the kitchen and catches my confused expression. I get all the way to my science class and set the book bag at my desk when LO AND BEHOLD it’s not my backpack. 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